Double Bay, Australia - May 22, 2015: DBSC today announced the appointment of Clare Alexander as the Honorary Secretary of the Politburo (previously known by the sexist moniker ManCo).
Speaking at the international press conference following the organisation's annual general meeting, the People's Prince elaborated:
"Clare who is the Co-Founder and current CEO of Team Alexander has a successful track record in delivering sailing outcomes at all levels in the sport. Her organisational abilities became apparent soon after she joined the club. While my gender makes it impossible for me to partake in multi-tasking, I can appreciate those who do, and I am in awe of Clare's exceptional demonstration of that skill. We look forward to her contribution to the club."
Later in the evening, the outgoing Secretary, whose name we have already forgotten, said:
"I’m resigning as Secretary, but not from the volunteering on the website and newsletter, at least until our indemnity insurers ban me. This is the ideal situation with Madame Secretary and I sharing what used to be one job, and my job doesn't need me to attend the meetings. Any snippets for the newsletter or suggested improvements to the website should be sent to firstname.lastname@example.org.