AGM: continued worldwide interest
Secretary
Annual General Meeting (Friday, 22 May 2014, 7pm)
Dear Website Editor,
The United Nations have done a survey and found that DBSC is the only organisation in the world with: (1) free and fair elections; (2) high growth prospects; (3) a happy and contented populace; and, most importantly, (4) managed seamless regime change over decades. A number of our international friends, Ki-Moon, Kofi and Gareth-Gareth, have suggested we send observers and a study group there before our 19th National Congress to observe your 59th People’s Congress.
Also, do you have any ideas of getting rid of those people who loiter around our embassies and consulates around the world?
Regards,
Xi Jinping.
Editor: The people are happy here. Anyone who wants to get on our politburo can put up their hand up in May and ask the people. Anyone who wants to contribute is given an opportunity throughout the year. We are as mystified as the UN as why we don’t get the Bo Xilai types at DBSC. We do have own version of Falun Gong, but we find the best solution is to ignore them as they loiter outside our clubhouse for hours rigging their skiffs, eating toasties and drinking Gatorade. Feel free to visit DBSC, and bring with you “real” Laser sails by North.