...also known as the annual general meeting (Friday, 26 May 2017, 7pm)
The United Nations have done a survey and found that DBSC is the only organisation in the world with: (1) free and fair elections; (2) high growth prospects; (3) a happy and contented populace; and, most importantly, (4) managed seamless regime change over decades. A number of our international friends, Ki-Moon, Kofi and Gareth-Gareth, have requested permission to send observers to our 61st People’s Congress. We think they are also after the free drinks and food that are served to all attendees.
The people are happy here, possibly as a result of our "No dickhead" membership policy, but also because everyone is encouraged to get involved. Anyone who wants to get on our politburo (previously known by the sexist moniker, Management Committee, or ManCo) can put up their hand up in May and ask the people, and the people rarely turn down a volunteer. Everyone who wants to contribute is given an opportunity throughout the year.
So please give it consideration. Fresh ideas and enthusiasm are the lifeblood of DBSC.